We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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