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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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