im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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