She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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