my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
