My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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