He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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