i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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