I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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