i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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