pedialite and red bull = repair kit
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize