I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
he just fucked me for my cheese..
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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