Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
PANTIES FOUND
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