never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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