I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Well I just put wine in my tea
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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