i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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