Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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