Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Terrible idea I love it
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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