Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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