doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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