omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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