Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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