If that was your dad, he is hot
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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