i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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