im drinking this country out of the recession.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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