if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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