How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she woke up with a sticky ear
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
This house was built for laser tag.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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