She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
worst night to have a conscience
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
