I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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