I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
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