Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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