Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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