I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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