champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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