i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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