So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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