Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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