Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Dicks are not precious.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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