people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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