How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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