i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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I need you to use more vowels.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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