we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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