Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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