Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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