i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Randomize
