dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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