i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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