It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
