one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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