about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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