He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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