lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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