I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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