Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
hell yes lets make some ravioli
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
